Okay so I am at the club with my friend who happens to be a philly rapper and signed to a record label. I have nothing against groupies, I hate that it comes with a negative connotation. Long live the groupie. But punishing groupies must die! Just like this next story....
Rapper= RP (famous rapper from philly)
Groupie Slut = GS (annoying groupie)
So i'm chatting with RP and he was like oh nooooo save me... i'm like what? GS approaches.
GS: Hi do you remember me?
RP: Yes.
GS: Why didn't you call me?
RP: ummmmm.......
GS: I'm sorry for what happened...
RP: It's ok....
GS : Ok then.....
Gs turns away..... RP gives me the rundown, turns out GS has urinated while having an orgasm on him on a previous night. Come on, at least it wasn't the other way around!!!!
GS returns.....has a conversation with RP which I don't listen too and he tells me we should move on. Yeah ok, sounds good to me. I get a male friend to 'entertain' GS. Friend is very good at girls....... GS is very drunk.
After a brief interlude..... of normal happenings.
GS Returns (again) UGH!!!!!
GS: Why do you keep running away from me?
RP: um, because you said sorry, and I said it was ok and now I'm going to walk away.
GS: Shakes her head in disgust with the best negative pouty look I have seen in ages.........
We walk away. I cannot stop laughing. If I had urinated on a guy and saw him, I think I'd say sorry and not return. Some girls just do not get it. Especially persistent groupie sluts.
P.S. But like I said, I have no problems with groupies, only sluts.
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