Saturday, August 16, 2008

10 Things We Women Don't Know About Men

1) They do worry about penis size, regardless of what people think. Some men feel they may just not measure up. To give you an idea how significant this issue is among men I read an article some time ago and it asked the question: Why don’t you see full nude shots of leading men’s privates in movies as you do women’s? In the article it stated that big stars will not because they have this fear that if they don’t measure up to what their fans feel is adequate in the package department it could hurt their box office appeal for future movies. See, it’s not only regular guys whom suffer from this thought.

2) Most of them at one time or another has slept with either a girlfriends sister (that’s bad) cousin (not too bad), best friend (oops!) or distant friend (sorry).

3) Sex to them is not nearly as important in a relationship as women think. Is it necessary, yes. Is it mandatory, no. Unfortunately, as the relationship ages they tend to think of it as a chore more than anything else. For whatever reason some women feel that they are walking erections, this is just not true. However, #2 also gives you reason to think this way.

4) They do like to cuddle. However they reserve this for women that they are totally unconditionally, head over heels in love with. So if he wont cuddle, you’re not the one.

5) They have an addiction to love. However, it’s just like the addiction to drugs some people suffer from. In parts of Asia, they call it chasing the Dragon. It’s said that the very first hit a man takes of opium will give him the best high of his life. He’ll never ever get that same high again. People become addicted because they continue attempting to replicate that first high. “Chasing the Dragon”, men do this with love. The first love they ever had gave them a euphoric feeling and they spend years trying to get that same feeling from their other relationships. Whats funny is, if that first relationship was so great, why did they let it go?

6) They really hate it when their equipment doesn’t work properly. Oh, and it’s really not our fault even though they may tell their friends you just weren’t sexy enough. Gotta save face somehow.

7) They only talk about sexual conquests that involve women they know they aren’t going to marry or be in a serious relationship with. It’s considered taboo for him to tell friends about how we perform if we are really his girlfriend. Not only that but if they want to keep us, that also entails keeping our private times private. So with that said, if you go out with a guy you just slept with as you attempt to start a relationship do not be alarmed if his friends make comments or snide remarks. That’s just their way of getting your attention so when you and he are done (which probably will be soon) they are in position to see if you’re a good as he says.

8) They support one another. If he is at a club and he ask you to dance and you turn him down, when he return to the table where his friends are they’ll make him feel better. Usually this is accomplished by saying the following: Man, that bitch is fat anyway! Or, You know she’ gay, right?

9) Most of them that joke about sex all the time, it’s generally because either they aren't getting any, or in some cases they wouldn’t know what to do if the opportunity presented itself. The guy who wouldn’t know what to do, you can easily spot him. He’s the one who always has something sexual to say to you every time you pass him in a bar or club. He’s always with his male support group and when you walk by he’ll say something like, ” Can I get fries with that shake?” At which time his friends will laugh and it leaves you fuming. You can easily turn the tables on him by simply doing this: Stop, walk back to him and tell him, ” Do you really want this? Let’s go right now, and you had better be good. Because if you waste my time and don’t please me, I promise I’ll come back to this place, stand on the bar and tell everyone here how lousy a fuck you were!” Trust me with that he’ll shut right up because he knows that the pressure you’ve just put on him will not allow him to perform anywhere near what he’d consider satisfactory even by his standards. He’ll never bother you again, except probably to apologize.

10) When they tell you on the phone or in conversation how good they are in bed and how they are going to make you orgasm over and over again and again. Don’t believe it, it’s a lie. Basically they do this just so they can paint that image in your head. By doing this chances are you’ll sleep with them to see if they really can please you continuously. However, they know they won’t and what they really want is to please themselves. If you give in and fall for this you’ll probably be highly disappointed in the sex and pissed at yourself for wasting your time.

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